Springfield, Vermontians.
(cow-land people)
The state of ben and jerry's
The state of punkers
The state of nice people.

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ker-berry, moi aussi, et marlo maniaI'd like to fill this page up with a lot of pictures. But that would take ages to load, and, seeing as I want a user friendly page, I won't. I will, however, have a few choice ones. Like that one, Mar, yep the one on the right. I know how much ya like it! :) Or something. And if you click on it, you can go to an even bigger picture of it! But, um, I liked Springfield Vermont a lot. A VERY lot. There are some very special peoples there, and some not very special ones. But, I love even the irritating, stupid ones. In my own little way. Or you can go HOME
And I even did the little link things in alphabetical order!
Ben, Brenda, Courtney, Dylan, Hans, Heather, Jennibean, Jenny O, Jess, Jimmy, Karen, Katie, Kerry, Kyle Cram, Luke, Marlo, Melissa, Miranda, Paigey, Shell, Suzie Q, Tom, Tricia and Norm,
Ben - Rip my heart out. The big bowling pin. Brain Quest. How many times did you force me to throw the phone? That lunch study when you thought I was a freak. Whipped cream. Ha, that sounds bad. You petted my hair. I accidentally stole your hat and now it's mine. Your Beetlejuice socks that are now mine. Grinspoon. Saves the Day. That frikkin cat chewed up my frikkin bowling scores. Golf  balls with people's name on them. You're a dork. But you're still a teddy bear.
Brenda - Bruschetta (I think that's how you spell it). Macaroni and cheese. Sophina. Everytime I was at you house, Dar vomitted. You took us to Burlington. You threw me that huge party, that was the best day of my life, thank you. I wore your bright pink snowsuit, I'm glad no one saw me!! :) You and your daughter are amazing. Don't know about that son of yours though....
chunkin munkin my awesome sisterCourt - Who the hell is null anyways? Killing me softly, yesterday, my love is your love etc. The typewriter letters from room to room. Twins for the semi formal. Crying together on that walk that one time. You an Kerry leaving me on my lonesome snowboarding. And then falling over a lot. Our swim at two in the morning. You telling me about how you know who's coming up the stairs by how they sound. And you demonstrating how they all sound! That time when I worked out your dream. Me sleeping on the floor many a time because I got kicked out of the bed. I faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarted.
Dylan - You never did teach me how to play golf! I still have your little piece of 50 dollars. You're probably the scariest driver I have ever met, congratulations. You're my internet boyfriend, but we don't have email sex cos that's gross. :) I can't think of anything to write right now, but you got insulted that you weren't on here. :) That's cos only COOL people get on my page. just tricking. But write me and jog my memory cos I'm dumb.
Hans - Remember that time when we didn't have sex? Oh and that one time where we had neck sex with my hairy vagina neck? Hans' piss your pants club. You taught me vocabulary. Your awesome prom date as well. You and Jess. Then not you and Jess. Then you and Jess. It's a viscious cycle. How ever many times I chatted to you in the gym and you wanted me to leave. Sunny days, Milton sucks. I'm always your biggest fan.
Heather - Basketball, you were definitely the best manager any team I've been in has ever had. I've never had one before but.... just kidding! :) I don't think we had any classes together, but I still got to know your crazy ass!! I only stayed at your house one time, it was awesome. Your mom is cool. Skiing, I wish I'd gone more. You took me up too Summit and I was scared!
Jennibean - Oh, do we ever have some laughs now. I'll start at the beginning (duh) and end with the big one. Is your hand constipated? Stop mr. postman. Your gun's not big enough. Addicted to bass. I don't like it. The many fun, making bad impression, times at the lake. Bagels, muffins. Dressing up as hookers. Are you going to SCARborough fair? I'll be your candle on the water. Oh, this is not really funny at all, but remember that one time when I called you up on the phone, and for the first five minutes you thought I was Colleen? And no, they don't translate American sitcoms into Australian. And no, we don't have Christmas in June.
Jenny O - You took me shopping, but I was just kidding. Gabe Buskey, ewwww what a loser. And you thought I hated you over him, gross. The prom was cool, I'll keep the pic forever, we are sexy bitches. :) That one boy you like. And that other one who you think is cute. You gave me a Christmas card for my birthday. ADAM BOSLEY! Gym class. You didn't come to my party, I was sad.
Jessmeister - So, there's this girl called Jess Morgandorfer. Once upon a time we hated each other. But then, these awesome bands (Milton, Crossgate, Saves the Day, etc) and a cool place (Flat Street) brought us together and made us friends. We stuck straws up our noses. We did a lot of funny stuff. Muckles. All the Flat Street shows. We're gonna get married. The gay and lesbian parade with drag queens and monkeys. The muckle party. Now I know she's a really cool girl and we have long philosophical conversations on instant messager. Oh, and www.mucklecore.com
Jimmy - So, when are you gonna come meet all my 10 dingos. Or was it 15? You stayed up all night with me and we watched the sunset (that had already come up) together. You comforted me in the bushes! :) You comforted me a lot of times. JimmyJimmyJimmy. I finally met a Jim-Bob. We played basketball against each other that one time. Who kicked who's ass again?too many people to say
Karen - I don't know, we didn't have any real specific personal times. Just thanks for being so good to me, and having three amazing kids. I never would have made it without you or them!
Katie - Shapoopie. My parents were savagely ripped apart and eaten by hammerhead sharks. It happens a lot. Watermelon twizzler and the bread roll. You paid to go to prom with me. Dan the man and Sam. 123,856. Harold and Genevieve sexing your shoes. We had, and got rid of, the same boyfriend. His life will never be the same again! Duct tape. You have the best teeth in the world. No matter how much you change them I still have that picture.
Kerry - My no sex partner. Rolling around on the ground laughing about my tummy rumbling and stuff. And then laughing some more about rolling around. IQ tests. Higher Ground. Cube. Hiding on Courtney's roof from Chunk and Paige. Blowing bubbles on Court's roof. Jumping (falling) off Court's roof. Ass-mage. Starry night. The pink snowsuit and burying ourselves in the snow. Tony Hawke. Pineapple black olive pizza! Mmmmm yum. The many snow days at your house. The AWESOME shooting star we saw when we were in your hot tub.
Kylecram - What's oop? Lenny: with you? Our movie was cool, we were the stars. Planarians don't have two heads. Okay so I'm totally having a mental blank here.
Luke - 'You know Brigitte Buskey don't you?' The first thing I ever said to you was fuck off, way back when I hated you. Travel and Tourism, our cool class. You threw an awesome party for me. You had the girls all over you at Great Escape. Your habit of liking inaccessible girls. I still have your awesome wool socks. Your really cool prom date. But you still danced with me, that was cool. We're gonna get married.
Marlo - To The Moon and Back. Always that one step ahead! Film cannisters are good for something. Bitching about people in the next room. Walking in to town and losing a HEAP of weight. And then buying ice-cream and fries and cheese sticks and putting all the weight back on. That one time when I cried and you came and told me people were dumb. The prom, post prom party. You cut my hair many times. The pink unicorn sweatshirt. Being ignored at Holyoke together. Nutella and crackers. The cool food co op, now my favourite store. The sewage water at Luke's house. The BIG chunk of dark chocolate. Marlo and Paula, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G. :)
Mar, me, and meliss, oooh all m's, m and m and mMelissa - Hi-ee!! My favourite cheerleader! You bouncing around during the national anthem. You taugh me how to do cheers. Your rainbow lights. Our many philosophical conversations. The porn pictures, now I have blackmail stuff. If we hold on together, I know our dreams will never die... Bin Bitches, B2 Danni was awesome.
Miranda - Panda. My husband Steve and me wrestling crocodiles. You only liked me cos I was a smartass. All the Flat Street shows, and skate park shows. Milton is awesome. But so are you. I went and visited you once. Your man hated me! I scared him. Did you ever see me get really angry.
Paigey - Gerkleplexaclickalicktick. Hey Martha Washington. I can't understand a frikkin word you're saying. That accent makes you sound retAAAArded. ...And that's when I set her hair on fire. Etc. I'll kill you before you were even born. The luau. Peeling your burnt skin off your shoulders. Making out with you at Melissa's. Tennis. Basketball. The many massages. I'm the real shady.
Shell - Basketball, coach is awesome. All the fundraising stuff. New years eve. Your phone is cool. I drew a picture and you loved it, so I gave it to you. That first time when I to your house and played pool and danced around the pole! I think I scared you too. Western Civ.
Suzie Q - Do you play hockey? Cos I've got a big stick you can use. Ahhhh, our many pick up lines. The food party that never really happened. Here's to the many inventions still to come. Tennis was awesome. Except I always got stuck next to that strange little left handed girl!
Tom - We had a personal joke, that was cool. Damb. Cartwheels in the gym. Triple flip 180 twist half rotation backwards somersaults. You cheered me up many a time in the gym when people were dumb. Hey, isn't that always? Yeah, the whole Milton thing. Your mum is awesome, I hung out with her all day at great escape. And she gave me a going away present. Your koala that's mine now. When you and Mar were first going out and you were talking on the phone and she made you talk to me. Flat street show when you put Nutella on your face.
Tricia and Norm - Thanks for taking me in in my 'time of need'. You guys were the best replacement parents I could have had! Winter camping was great, a little cold. I experienced a true Welch vacation to Washington! Was it four miles in four hours? We had bad luck, but it was awesome. The amount of noise etc you put up with with me and Courtney combined is amazing, for that alone I think you're both superhero's! Not many people could survive having this little Aussie in their house.

Bon Appetite (or the quick way to the top of this page, either way)

L'habite (home)
Sorry about my spelling. My French isn't exactly up to scratch.

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October 1st 2000