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muckle (müçkÎè)
     1 (verb)  To grip or seize the buttock of another with fondness, and acheive a gentle squeeze.
muckledom (müçklèdõm)
   1 (noun) When someone has reached the height of mucklish pleasure, they have acheived the status of muckledom.
  2 A place of worship for all that is muckle, the home of the well known muckle cult.

Now, I know that there are many people out there who can't get by with out their daily dose of muckles, so here is my gift to you. The aim of this page is, obviously, muckles.
In my heroic effort to save the world, I am devoting an entire page to muckles. But, despite my courageous attempts to save the sanity of the worlds population, I have discovered that I do not, in fact, have any of the many precious muckle pictures in my possession. For this I need your help. Yes, you can help me save this wonderful large sphere of water, and dirt that we living and breathing organisms reside on.
How, you may ask. The task is simple, and I don't ask for much. For your part of the deal, all you need to do is to dig up any muckle pictures you may have, or perhaps even produce some new artistic pictures of the many forms of the art of muckle. It may take some time, but my plan is to, in time, rid the world of everything shallow, superficial, and discriminating, and leave a far more placid, strange, planet full of the aesthetically pleasing muckle. We will achieve a state of the highest possible honor, MUCKLEDOM.
It may seem a long way in the future, but with your help, it CAN happen. Join together in the wonderful birth of muckle culture, where we are all equal, and the one authority is the mighty muckle. Here, human power or leadership is obselete.

'Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely...'

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October 1st 2000